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Speaking of normality, we get off the plummet when we decide to get pregnant, right? For some people it is simple, stop the contraceptive and get pregnant in less than 15 days and that’s fine. You can’t even go near a pant that already appears pregnant. For others … Time passes, passes, passes, passes and nothing. Then what happens? We totally freaked out on the potato . For other women it is not necessary to spend that much time , some women with 2, 3 months of attempts , already start to think that they are infertile. Rushing is really the enemy of perfection and can lead you completely to temporary “mental” maladjustment.
I remember when I wanted to get pregnant. I was never the queen of tranquility, far from it … I was anxious, boring, irritated and very stressed by nature, imagine trying to get pregnant ?! My husband says that I resembled a movie character a lot in the days that followed the fertile period. This one look:
What I could do, the days didn’t really pass … I swear I tried to hold on, but it was too complicated. With each measurement of basal temperature, there was an outbreak or hope that arose. I already saw myself with the positive in my hands and already telling my husband about the pregnancy. There were so many hopes and mistakes…
But not everything was bad, I did everything to get my husband’s attention in the fertile period . I became the sexiest woman on earth! What is a temptress unable to do? If I could, I would hang from the chandelier if I had to . I would take a whip, dress me like auntie, smear me with lard if I had to . Freaked out, me? You don’t know anything, friend! I was a very crazy attempt. She even caught me summoning her husband for fertile days. At the beginning of the week of the fertile period, I already warned him:
My son, take it to work because this week the animal will catch it here at home. Let’s shake these walls, put the giripoca to chirp and reproduce.
Okay, he was a little scared, but today he confesses that he liked it. I was crazy about testing. Words of the husband himself. I made the poor guy start buying tests after 7, 8 days after ovulation. It was so much pressure that I put on myself, that it looks like it would burst at any moment. It was not easy to deal with myself , I lived in constant PMS after the fertile period. But I think it was not the hormones that were to blame, it was my psychological one that did not cooperate.
When my positive came after 4 years of long waiting, I confess that I didn’t believe it. It looked like there was something wrong, really. That line appeared there in the test but it was so clear … It was the moment I dreamed the most in years and, I couldn’t believe my eyes . It took a shake of the husband to put me on the floor and realize that my wait was finally over. I didn’t know if I laughed, if I cried, if I jumped, if I screamed … It was such a mixture of feelings that my body froze. When I woke up, it looked more like I was flying in clouds, stepping on eggs, floating . That night I couldn’t sleep.
In 2010 I stopped being the test crazy to be the layette crazy, and I confess that I haven’t changed much since then. After the birth I calmed down, but I became the crazy master of the tests. That is why TF is in the air, because if it were not for all this madness, there would be no stories like this to tell, and without it, I would not receive so much love from readers who identify so much with my stories. I am the crazy of the tests, I am the maniac of the chandeliers and also, happy with all the conquests that God allowed me to have . To all who still try, a lot of healthy madness, date with love, with pleasure and be very, very happy in your glorious moment: THE POSITIVE!
Photo: Luaramba
See also: Pharmacy Test Madness
My name is Dr. Alexis Hart I am 38 years old, I am the mother of 3 beautiful children! Different ages, different phases 16 years, 12 years and 7 years. In love with motherhood since always, I found it difficult to make my dreams come true, and also some more after I was already a mother.
Since I imagined myself as a mother, in my thoughts everything seemed to be much easier and simpler than it really was, I expected to get pregnant as soon as I wished, but it wasn’t that simple. The first pregnancy was smooth, but my daughter’s birth was very troubled. Joana was born in 2002 with a weight of 2930kg and 45cm, from a very peaceful cesarean delivery but she had already been born with congenital pneumonia due to a broken bag not treated with antibiotics even before delivery.
